5 June 2009

Meaty Britney and No Carbs Nadine

Oh my god that Britney's shameless, I'm Crazy for Britney, Oops I did it again...You guessed it we're off to see Britters (lip sink) BOTHERED! Fashion Victim's just want to see the sequins, brassieres and 12 inch stilettos roam around the dance floor like a sex starved Ron Jeremey. Although we've heard she's looking in ship shape (even if the extensions are still a little hit and miss). Fitney we salute you for that commendable shapely figure you're sporting. A little meat on her bones makes the fuller faced Britney look more like in her lovable Hit Me Baby days. Not like last week when the Fashion Victim team went and watched the gorgeous girls aloud... who were looking like five slices of wafer thin ham. As great as we think you are girls...get a burger in your gob quick! Which brings to me to claims of Nadine weighing her carb free food in the Ivy this week, and sending it back to the kitchen because it weighed too much. If this is true then Nadine, get a grip, and be prepared to be high jacked by a carb colossal cheese pizza soon..!

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